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Dori. Twenty-something. Always something quirky to say. "If they're words from your heart you scream twice as loud." - Dave Grohl

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Earlier my brother was cursing at his phone and he was like “You piece of shit phone, you can suck my dick!” And my mom, bless her, without missing a beat says “I don’t think there’s an app for that.” I think I laughed so hard that I peed a little.