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Bart: What were my first words?
Homer and Marge: Uhh!!
(cut to Homer and Marge in bed and Bart walks in.)
Bart: AYYYYYY CARAMBA!!!
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B: I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
H: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose —
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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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Not that I’m a dork or anything…
Professor Frink: What the hell happened to the candy?
Homer: (obvious that he has eaten it.) I don’t know…
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My favorite Ralph-ism ever is “Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!”
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I surely hope the wife was a Simpsons fan, or the husband may have gotten a smack. I would have laughed my ass off, for I would get the reference and probably kissed him.
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Only I may dance!
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