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Posts tagged "the simpsons"

Bart: What were my first words?

Homer and Marge: Uhh!!

(cut to Homer and Marge in bed and Bart walks in.)

Bart: AYYYYYY CARAMBA!!!

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B: I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral.

H: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose —

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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

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Professor Frink: What the hell happened to the candy?
Homer: (obvious that he has eaten it.) I don’t know…

Professor Frink: What the hell happened to the candy?

Homer: (obvious that he has eaten it.) I don’t know…

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My favorite Ralph-ism ever is “Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!”

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