‘I’m walking alone tonight, ‘cause I’ve only got room for two. Me and my burdened black heart, it’s all we know how to do. Yet I look for a bigger bang, than the kind I continually see. Sick of all this INTERTIA, I WANT A HUMAN BEING! Lover, can you help me? I’m a child lost in the woods, a black heart pollutes me, then I think…You’re a mountain that I’d like to climb, not to conquer, but to share in the view. Pulled by a false inertia, pushed out by circumstance. Pistol firing at my feet, that’s coercing me to dance. Yet, I look for a bigger bang, than the kind I’m sorry to know. Here I am, first foot of the climb, watch me go! Lover, can you help me? I’m a child lost in the woods, a lit path eludes me, then I think…You’re a mountain I’d like to climb, not to conquer, but to share in the view. You’re a bonfire, and I’m gathered ‘round you. Set this old black heart inertia aflame, send it away….send it away…send it away…send it away. Send it away, send it away, set it aflame…send it away, set it aflame…send it away, set it aflame…send it away, set it aflame…You’re a mountain that I’d like to climb, not to conquer, but to share in the view. You’re a bonfire, and I’m gathered ‘round you. Set this old black heart inertia aflame. Set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…set it aflame, send it away…’
I got those screen caps off google images, haha. Funny story, as I was perusing google images, I came across this site that said “Black Heart Inertia.AVI” and I said out loud “NO FUCKING WAY! IT CAN’T BE!” I in my drug induced state that I was in for so long didn’t watch this video until September of this year, I know I feel like a horrible Incubus fan man. Normally, I would have been ALL OVER that shit. Anyway, but when I did finally see the video, I swear to god, I have never laughed that hard at an Incubus video in my life. I totally loved the concept, and seeing Brandon play a dick, haha as if. He’s too nice. Well everyone can be, but trust me if you meet the guy, you’ll find out. But anyhow, I have been looking EVERYWHERE for that video. Before LimeWire was shut down, I looked there, and when I discovered torrents in October, I know, way, way behind on that shit. I looked everywhere for it. Found a bunch of torrents, but they were all DEAD damn it. And I only have 90 cents left in my iTunes account, I had 60 bucks, but I spent it, music is my life, haha. Once, I did come across a download for the video, I got it, it was real and I got it downloaded, started watching it and BRANDON’S LIPS DIDN’T SYNC UP!!! OH I WAS PISSED! I was like after all this! Are you kidding me?! I know it’s probably not a huge fucking deal, but it’s like my favorite video, haha. I have three favorites. Michael Jackson’s Thriller, (Who doesn’t love that?), Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice (Christopher Walken! The first time I saw that video, I nearly peed myself. I was laughing so hard.) And since September, Black Heart Inertia. So okay, back to finding the AVI on google images. Well, I found a picture from the AVI on google images, so I just went to the link that the picture came from, and it had a link to download the video. It was in spanish, but I was like no way the video could be, and the link won’t work anyway. All the links have been long dead. So for shits and giggles, I just clicked on it. Three minutes give or take later, it showed up in my downloads folder. I clicked on it, and to my surprise it started playing, but I said, again out loud, “Dori, do not get riled up until his lips actually sync up to the fucking song.” So I waited and THEY DID! “OH FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FINALLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!” I was bouncing up and down on the bed, I was sitting, so you can picture how funny this was. I’m still gonna buy it off of iTunes when I get a giftcard for Christmas/my birthday. I know I’m gonna get some for iTunes. Why do you ask, when I already have it? Better fucking quality, and it won’t have the tags all over it and the stuff from tv. But this works for now, oh yeah. Haha, I’m the biggest god damned dork on the planet.
Black Heart Inertia- Incubus