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celebritiesbutlovers:

Omg this movie is just heartwarming and hilarious

I got this movie for Christmas! I was so excited. It’s one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.

"But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!"

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celebritiesbutlovers:

Omg this movie is just heartwarming and hilarious

I got this movie for Christmas! I was so excited. It’s one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.

"But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!"

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Oh my god, I have the biggest thing for Adam Sandler. Not only is he adorable, but he can make me laugh like nobody’s business.
Jack: Oh my god, Old Man Clemens hates shit!Billy: He’s gonna shit, when he realizes it’s shit! Who got the lighter?Clemens: Who is it? What do you want?Old woman: What is it?Clemens: Judas Priest barber it’s one of those flaming bags again!Old woman: Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted!Clemens: Don’t tell me my vicious, devil woman! Call the fire department! This one’s out of control!….IT’S POOP AGAIN!Billy: HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!
Yes, yes I did just do that all from memory, kids. Thus proving I have no life whatsoever. 

Oh my god, I have the biggest thing for Adam Sandler. Not only is he adorable, but he can make me laugh like nobody’s business.

Jack: Oh my god, Old Man Clemens hates shit!
Billy: He’s gonna shit, when he realizes it’s shit! Who got the lighter?
Clemens: Who is it? What do you want?
Old woman: What is it?
Clemens: Judas Priest barber it’s one of those flaming bags again!
Old woman: Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted!
Clemens: Don’t tell me my vicious, devil woman! Call the fire department! This one’s out of control!….IT’S POOP AGAIN!
Billy: HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!

Yes, yes I did just do that all from memory, kids. Thus proving I have no life whatsoever. 

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One of my favorite Sandler movies ever.

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Meatloaf sandwich…….

SLOPPY JOE!
SLOPPY, SLOPPY JOE, YEAH! 
SLOPPY, SLOPPY JOE, YEAH! 

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bigcity-smallgirl:

Story of my life.

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Oh Adam, I have loved you since I was a child.

brynndowney:

Bryan Madison: Billy, Billy please…I beg of you.

Billy: ….Sorry daddy.

I pretty much know Billy Madison by heart. HAHAHA! It’s the best ever!! “Actually I stole this shirt from Frank!!!” “What are you some kind of damned moron?!” BAHAHAHAHAHA!

musicalmasturbation:

Be Quiet & Drive (Far Away) - Deftones, Adam Sandler and Brandon Boyd & Mike Einziger (Incubus)

ADAMMMMMM!!!!! And mah boys!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!! I don’t know why, but this just popped into my head “Oh man Old Man Clemens’ hates bags of shit!” “He’s gonna shit, when he realizes it’s shit! Who’s got the lighter!!!”

BAHAHAHA!

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YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Dude, I don’t care what anyone says, I have a soft spot in my heart for this man. I grew up on his movies and I love him.

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brynndowney:

Probably one of my favorite Sandler movies ever. The combination of him and Nicholson. Dear god. Fuck! When they are on the plane in the beginning and Jack is laughing at Tomcats, I nearly pee myself every single time. His laugh is a fuckin’ hoot!!!

I’m never coming back to school! NEVER!

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Adam, I love you forever.

allisonroseee:

Oh man. Adam Sandler was a cutie back in the day :) Ahem, 1:06… TONGUE PORN 

ZOMG!! I fucking love this movie so much! I was like nine or ten when this movie came out, and my parents and I watched it with my older brother and they kept saying ‘Is this appropriate for her?’ ‘Does she need to look away?’ HAHA! I will forever love this movie. My favorite part is when he says 'Actually I borrowed this shirt from Frank' and lifts up the shirt to reveal it says ‘Frank’ "What are you, some kind of damned moron or something?’ HAHAHAH! 'Hey Billy, who would you rather do, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?' 'Jack Nicholson now or 1974?' ”'74' '…Meg Ryan.' 'Oh man Old Man Clemens' hates shit!' 'He's gonna shit, when he realizes it's shit! Who's got the lighter?' '…It's one of those flaming bags again.' 'Don't put it out with your boots Ted!' 'Don't tell me my vicious devil woman! This one's out of control…IT'S POOP AGAIN!' 'HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!' I’m seriously in love with this movie. I love Adam Sandler, he’s too cute. Sense of humor is way up there for me. If a guy can’t make me laugh, forget it.